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Is The Evil Within 2 spooky or sensible?

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Why not both?

The Evil Within 2 is coming out on Friday, Oct. 13 and I’m really banking on the fact that someone will care about it enough to watch this video.

Certainly people cared enough to ask me questions that referred back to the first game, such as, “will it be possible for the plot to make even less sense?”

In all honesty, it probably could. Do not test the bounds of the human imagination, for you will find that the limit does not exist. Other people wanted to know whether The Evil Within 2 was spooky, and whether the main character was truly made of milk, as is heavily implied by the trailer.

Unfortunately this “milk man” is probably just an elaborate misdirection, to convince milk-obsessed Americans that the game will be good for them. But so-called “milk,” as we know it, is a government conspiracy propagated by “Big Milk,” or “Mr. Milk,” who is the real milk man in this scenario.

But enough about silky smooth milk! Watch this video about The Evil Within 2. And check out the rest of this season of SEO Play on our YouTube channel.