This week on Game Ogre, Polygon’s best new show involving a two-headed Christmas sweater, Pat and I discover that we are still not free of the cruel Game Wizard’s curse. The wizard wants us to survive at a 5-star wanted level in Grand Theft Auto 5 for 10 whole minutes.
There are lots of ways to be alive in Grand Theft Auto 5. We try some of them including running, driving, shooting and becoming a train.
Game Ogre is a bi-weekly series that we’re forced to do because of an ill-advised theft of wizard gold. Our executive producer, Tara Long, is hoping that by making videos about our pain, Pat and I will learn to be better and more generous people.
Called a “comedy” by some, it’s actually a story about two people who are really sad to be forced to spend time together playing video games. Think about that next time you start to laugh at one of our stunts.
Check out previous episodes on Polygon’s YouTube channel!
